So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one” and my dad was like “spell it” and my mom goes “GREG, SHE’S 23”
R.I.P. Lynda Bellingham
SUPER NEEDY RN I WANT TO KISS SOMEONE and cUDDLE THEM AND WATCH A MOVIE TOGETHER UNder a blanket but I don’t even know who I want to do thAt with I just want to do it
"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,
THERE IS SUCH A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE EDUCATION SYSTEM WHEN STUDENTS ARE IN TEARS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND WAKE UP EVERY SINGLE MORNING WANTING TO THROW UP AT THE THOUGHT OF GETTING OUT OF BED WHILE THINKING THAT THEY’D RATHER BE DEAD THAN GO TO SCHOOL
eleven thousand people can relate to this post. that’s not okay.
"So, what’s that then? A deflattener?"
"We’re not calling it a deflattener!"
may u forever have the artistic courage of a 13 yr old with a wolf oc on deviantart
- Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
- Me 7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together