make me choose: eleven or and amy
requested by anonymous

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I got home from school and found a cat on my bridge

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IT RAN IN MY HOUSE WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR AND WONT LEAVE

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this is breaking my heart :(

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i guess i have a cat now

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meladoodle:

*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*

unclefather:

Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness

sassyabrahamlincoln:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it

now im stoned
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anus:

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

i like it deep

youngmarxist:

So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?

questocaraibiblu:

Talk dirty to me

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typical-boyband:

karibikes:

ladyhistory:

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT BEING A TEACHER FEELS LIKE

Amen

But srsly tho

(Source: bryko)

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor

Jo: There’s only one little world I want to see right now. That one.

The Doctor: That one? But Jo, that’s Earth.

Jo: That’s right, Doctor. Home.

(Source: who-exactly)


(Source: wetheurban)