today someone passed me a paper and i said “thank” and they said “did you just say thank” and then i realized dorothy we’re not on the internet anymore
Ah yes, the ol’ security kitchen. No good spaceship is complete without one.
at my wedding theres going to be bouncey houses and you can wear whatever kind of shoes you want. within reason of course dont embarrass yourself
Hats are the best shoes tbh
youre going to embarrass yourself
The mayfly man is...
who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock
that could have been a very different picture
I am glad it wasn’t
im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.gotta love your nurses, people.
I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.
Wizards can make fun of muggles all they want but the joke’s on them because phones can do in two seconds what they use owls and high-level magic to do, AND we have tanks. Try to avada kedavra a tank you stick-wiggling nerds
lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music
*walks into clothes store* *walks out crying*
parents: “u should be more active”